You have practiced stand up comedy before, so you are confident enough to tell a joke to these influential youngsters.

Yo mama so stupid, her wing got clipped by a parked car

The chicks are not impressed and shout:

Mommy, this brown fluffball is making fun of you!

Suddenly, a huge swamp harrier swoops down from the sky and screams at you:

>:( WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME!?!?!

You try to lower the pressure on the current situation

I said that your eyes are like a beautiful orange daisy.

ARE YOU SAYING THAT I’M AS STUPID AS A PLANT!?!? HOW DARE YOU!! YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!11!